Haddonfield, New Jersey, United States
We bake with Sugar & Spice but sometimes our unicorn is anything but nice.
Child-run bakery focusing on artisan breads and doughnuts.
Magical Menu/ Enchanted Prices
Artisan Breads
A crisp and crackly crust combined with a tender, springy crumb.
Sourdough Bread
10
Double proofed, multigrain bread made with bread flour, bolted hard wheat, and sea salt.
Seeded Sourdough Bread
10
Double proofed, multigrain bread made with bread flour, bolted hard wheat, bolted spelt, rye flour, sea salt and our special blend of pumpkin, sesame, black sesame, sunflower, and poppy seeds.
Yeasted Bread: Sandwich Loaf
10
Ingredients: bread flour, whole milk, butter, honey, dry yeast, sea salt.
New York Rye
10
Ingredients: bread flour, rye flour, yeast, sea salt.
Whole Wheat
10
Ingredients: bread flour, bolted hard wheat flour, dry yeast, sea salt.
Sparkling Beignets -Bet You Can't Eat Just 1!
Beignets-Powdered Sugar or Cinnamon Sugar
3
Yeasted, sweetened dough that has gently risen to perfection then fried on site and liberally doused in powdered or cinnamon sugar. Light, airy, pillowy pastries with a touch of orange zest. This treat makes even the angriest of Unicorns smile. Often times you can see our unicorn walking around the market with a face full of white powery sugar
Ingredients: bread flour, butter, eggs, milk, dry yeast, sea salt, orange zest, powdered sugar or cinnamon sugar. Fresh fried in 100% canola oil.
Seasonal Deserts
Mythical Treats to Delight The Taste Buds
Lemon Bars: A Classic Summer Treat
30 a pan/ 3 a square
Buttery, crumbly shortbread base, topped with a gooey layer of sweet and tangy lemon goodness that’s similar to a thick lemon curd. A generous dusting of powdered sugar on top really balances out all the flavors.
Ingredients: all-purpose flour, sugar, eggs, lemons, lemon zest, sea salt.
Best Brownies Ever
30 a pan/ 3 a square
They are so chocolate-y. So fudgy. So rich, and flavorful, with just enough sweetness and the most perfect shiny, crinkly crust on top.
Ingredients: all-purpose flour, bittersweet chocolate, cocoa powder, eggs, butter, sugar, canola oil, vanilla extract.
Soft And Chewy Gingerbread Cookies
30 a dozen/ 3 a cookie
Everyone raves about these soft gingerbread cookies! Even people who don't love molasses cookies or gingersnaps regularly ask John to bring these as a desert.
We proudly source all of our flours from Castle Valley Mill in Bucks County, Pennsylvania
Why is the unicorn so angry but looks so happy?
Family, Friendly
Established in 2021 and now into our second season. Our now 10 year old Unicorn spent every Saturday morning in 2020 at the Haddonfield Farmers Market. She soaked up an incredible amount of knowledge about small business operations, marketing, and customers. Chatting with the owners of Sorbello Girls Farm and DiBartolo's Bakery about operating a business and the importance of customer service outweighed going to lacrosse practice.
Despite starting dog-walking and errand-running businesses, being "under the tent" seemed to be the only place her high energy could be harnessed. Pulling our Unicorn away from the vendors caused tantrums, anger, and family chaos.
This dovetailed with John's lifelong passion for baking. What started as a pursuit for the prefect loaf of sourdough and equipped with a single Dutch oven grew into our cottage bakery. As John grew in knowledge and experience so did his kitchen equipment. Now we are honored to have a commercial oven and years of experience ready to bake the perfect loaf for you.
We embraced our daughter's love of local business and John's belief in the community-building power of organic whole grains and started a small business as a modern family.
Here at The Angry Unicorn, we support dreams that are corporate-America big and third-grader small. Maybe there is a little Angry Unicorn in us all.
@ANYTHINGBUTNICE
Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. What if the world allowed a girl to be anything but nice? Our Unicorn is fierce, inquisitive, compassionate, magical, chatty, bouncy...and sometimes angry. Come see the show for yourself!
The Angry Unicorn bakes with Sugar and Spice but we encourage you to follow us on Instagram @anythingbutnice.
Pre-Orders for Saturday Pickup @ the Haddonfield Farmers Market
Saturdays are even better with a freshly-fried beignet or an artisan sourdough loaf.
Consider pre-ordering your favorites and pick up on-site while you stroll through town.
Haddonfield Farmers Market
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Bread Subscription
Subscription Service: We deliver bread to your door weekly. This service will begin in November 2023 after we wrap up the season at the Haddonfield famers market. Bread options may include: Sourdough, Seeded Sourdough, Milk and Honey sandwich bread and an occasional special of the week! Click on the button below and we will contact you with more details.
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Better yet, see us in person!
We love our customers!
Please visit us on Saturday from 8am to noon:
Haddonfield Farmers Market, 2 Kings Court, Haddonfield, NJ 08033
The Angry Unicorn
Haddonfield, New Jersey, United States
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